Saturday, January 8, 2011

Kira, in a nutshell (speaking from a completely unrelated third party's point of view)

Kira Bobby Moustache
born on Halloween umpteen years ago
Kira is possibly the most shallowly deep person you will ever meet. (Definition: she can be very shallow at times but can also be deep at the same time. EXAMPLE "you really sucked today, but I mean that with the most sypmathy possible.")She is also kind of stupid, clumsy, clever, and has a constant need to be right. She can often be selfish, and usually puts herself before everyone else. But besides her flaws, there is a tiny bit of potential in her. She loves to write and is currently working on the following titles: the most annoying guy I've ever met, Not Another Vampire Love Story(which is being developed into a series), The Secret Sisters Society, The Hole, Know, The Junks, The Book Of Dreams, It's Too Complicated To Explain(a Vampire Diaries Fan Fiction story), and a few more that this third party can't seem to remember. As far as celebrity idols go, hers might include Hayley Williams and Nina Dobrev. As for celebrity crushes... Dylan Sprouse and Ian Somerhalder might fill that spot. Her favourite music artists are Paramore, The All-American Rejects, We The Kings, Green Day, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and many more people not worth mentioning. Her favourite countries are Italy, Bulgaria, and England. She wishes to one day go to Atlanta, Georgia for no apparent reason whatsoever. Her favourite tv shows are The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, and Glee. Her favourite movies are Vampires Suck, The Parent Trap(the one with Lindsay Lohan), The Prince and The Pauper(the 2007 remake with the Sprouse brothers),Harry Potter(Years 1-7.5), and School Of Rock. She hates British soap operas-well, pretty much any soap operas unless they're teen-related. Things she wants to do but hasn't gotten around to are watching LOST episodes, watching The American Mall, watch Flight 29 Down episodes, and finding that one Ghost Whisperer episode that Hillary Duff was in. Something most people don't know about her is that she secretly wants to be an actress. Shh! Don't tell! Don't tell anyone that Kira Bobby Moustache loves to write, sing and act!!!! She knows that this secret wish will never come true and wishes that no one takes pity on this poor little Canadian girl!!! I've said too much!!!!

Yours Truly,
Freda Livery

and don't be fooled by the fact that freda livery sounds like free delivery!! It's not fake...I'm not kira...he he...

9 comments:

  1. Hmmmm. This girl sounds very interesting and somehow......familiar????? I know someone very much like her, although I wouldn't call her selfish, just a teenager! The girl I know also knows how to put others before herself quite well, thank you very much! She is certainly very talented. Oddly her incredible talents appear to be the same as Kira Bobbie Moustache! She is an excellent writer (getting better all the time too!). I have it on good authority that she is also a very good actress and singer (although she tries to hide it ;) ). Strange that they should be so alike, don't you think???? One thing you, third party, didn't mention that they may not have in common is that the girl I know has an amazing power to stick to things. (Not in an adhesive type of way!!!) She gets an idea and works and works and works on it to get it right. It is one of the things (and only ONE of them) that I really admire about her.
    I wonder, Freda what your parents were thinking when they named you? Did you arrive in a pizza box perhaps?????

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  2. What you don't know is the other side of Kira B. moustache. The selfish, egotistic one. The one I see. Every. Single. Day.

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  3. Don't be too hard on her. She is still a teenager! All teenagers have times like that. MOST teenagers don't recognize that though! If she does that makes her a step ahead of most teens her age. I personally have not seen those qualities in the girl I know. Although, like EVERYONE I am sure she must have times like that.
    If you didn't come in a pizza box, perhaps in a Chinese food container?

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  4. It's a little thing called acting sweet so people like her so she's on their good side while meanwhile she has a diabolical plan.

    And yes, I came in a Chinese food container :P

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  5. My she must be a very good actress! I am sure the girl I know is a good actress but I have known her a long time so I don't think it is all an act. Now, she MAY have a diabolical plan.......

    Do you come with sweet and sour sauce???

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  6. I would tell you her diabolical plan but A) I'd have to kill you and B) it wouldn't be so diabolical if I told you, would it?

    No, I don't come with sweet an sour sauce, but I do come with cranberry sauce and three free fortune cookies.

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  7. Hmmm....... Might be worth the risk!!!!
    Why not 4 free cookies?????

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  8. No. You get three fortune cookies or ZIP!!! And as for the diabolical plan...it's too diabolical to be revealed.

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  9. Well, if I can't have the plan. Can I please have some writing to read? Preferably part of a story?????

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