okay, this isn't a chapter. i get it. you're all pissed now cuz this isnt a chapter. just wanted to show you a few things.
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boLWMhzYYPo go there cause this video is soooo freakin hillarious!!! TRAAAPD, aka teens raising awareness about awful parent driving. Its a funny SNL skit that Taylor Swift did. Regardless of if you like her, the skit is hillarious
2.
Okay, yes this is from The Vampire Diaries, but i thought it sorta reflected on chapter 6. i know i told some of you that i was gonna put this picture i took with my ipod, and yes, this is the EXACT same pic that i took while watching the episode on my ipod, but ITS NOT!!!!!! i found it on google!!!!! the 1 on my ipod looks the same tho!!!!!!!!! Weird, huh? and if you have very blurred vision and look at this carefully (with the blurred vision of course) it'll look sort of how i envisioned Kieyra talking to Katherine in Chapter Six. the pic on my ipod was better quality, btw.
3. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! i know ur just my dad, aunt (occasionally) and mom, but UR AWESOME!!!!!
4. i love how british people say doppelganger. it amuses me.
5. youh the doppelgangah. yes, that was how the british say it.
6. MOOOOOOM!!! YOURE RUINING MY COMMERCIAL!!!! lol that was from the snl skit i told you about.
7. DRIVING WHILE LECTURING
Dad: well if you want to be treated like an adult you have to start acting like one!
Kid: You're driving on the sidewalk.
DRIVING WHILE REVEALING FAMILY SECRETS
Mom: you know, before me, your father was married to a korean woman.
DRIVING WHILE TRYING TO FIND A CELL PHONE YOU DROPPED
*Cell phone rings*
dad: where the hell is it?
kid: i think it's in the dash board
dad: how the hell did it get in there?!?!?!
DRVING WHILE HAVING A SARCASTIC CONVERSATION WITH THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU
Dad:no, don't turn on your turn signal. after you, your higness. Oh! He's got a gun. He's got a gun!
DRIVING WHILE TRYING TO GET SOMETHING FROM YOUR PURSE
kid:no, mom, i don't need a tissue!
Mom: yes you do!
kid: mom!
8. "We've just been had."
9. pfft...pfft...what vampire!?
10:WHY YOU SO STUPID!!!!!!!
11. The Petrova's arent evil, just misunderstood.
okay, now i'm done ranting. wait...wait...
SHAAAAAAARON!!! I'M SOOOO CONFUSED!!!!!!! thats ozzy osboune i think.
I LIKE PIE!!!
ReplyDeletePie???? what pie?????? I am confused! I love SNL. Don't mind Taylor Swift, but yes, it is funny! That is weird about the picture! What is the glowing thing in the bottom left?
ReplyDeleteThe driving thing confuses me a little. I don't drive like that!!! Do your parents??
Your aunt only ocassionally reads this??????? PLEASE!!! I have the most comments for sure!
I must admit my father did EXACTLY the driving while balancing hot coffee thing. I truly was pretty funny to us kids. Don't know if your dad remembers but I sure do!! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh, and, I often check on this blog even when you don't! SO THERE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI remember our father driving while balancing something else (2/5ths gingerale, 3/5ths something else)!
ReplyDeleteBTW, yes, that was Ozzy ("Shaaaaarooon, the friggin dog just pooed on the floor. Sharon, I've got dog poo on my socks. Shaaaarroooon, what should I do, I'm covered in poo... heeyy, wazzatt? Sharon, that could be on my new album "What should I do, I'm covered in poo").