Can you imagine what the calendar might look like if they started naming months after celebrities??!! Instead of March, we might have Mileyarch (Beware the Ides of Mileyarch)! Instead of January, we'd have Lady Gaguary. Maybe they'd name May after the President... Obamay... yeah, like I'm going to the cottage on the Obamay 2-4 weekend.
Or what if months were based on Vampire Diaries characters?! June might be Stef-une; September might be Sep-Dam-ber, August might be Petrov-ust... and what about the days of the week?! Damday, Stefday, Bonnie-day, Sommersday,Jeremday, Forbesday, and don't forget Tylerday.
Can you imagine what the calendar might look like if they started naming months after celebrities??!! Instead of March, we might have Mileyarch (Beware the Ides of Mileyarch)! Instead of January, we'd have Lady Gaguary. Maybe they'd name May after the President... Obamay... yeah, like I'm going to the cottage on the Obamay 2-4 weekend.
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Or what if months were based on Vampire Diaries characters?! June might be Stef-une; September might be Sep-Dam-ber, August might be Petrov-ust... and what about the days of the week?! Damday, Stefday, Bonnie-day, Sommersday,Jeremday, Forbesday, and don't forget Tylerday.
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